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the_sexy_quinn) wrote2011-08-13 03:17 am
the_sexy_quinn) wrote2011-08-13 03:17 am
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Lotion
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
"God, that line creeps me out so much," Dev said, snuggling closer to Tom as they watched the movie. "Unless I start thinking of it as something out of a porno, you know? Then it just sounds kinky and kind of funny, especially when you think about what guys use lotion for. And the hose thing would just be a silly pun. But the way he says it is just so ugh, and that poor girl--"
"Sweetie, shh," Tom whispered, kissing his husband on his cheek.
"God, that line creeps me out so much," Dev said, snuggling closer to Tom as they watched the movie. "Unless I start thinking of it as something out of a porno, you know? Then it just sounds kinky and kind of funny, especially when you think about what guys use lotion for. And the hose thing would just be a silly pun. But the way he says it is just so ugh, and that poor girl--"
"Sweetie, shh," Tom whispered, kissing his husband on his cheek.