Lotion

[the_sexy_quinn]

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

"God, that line creeps me out so much," Dev said, snuggling closer to Tom as they watched the movie. "Unless I start thinking of it as something out of a porno, you know? Then it just sounds kinky and kind of funny, especially when you think about what guys use lotion for. And the hose thing would just be a silly pun. But the way he says it is just so ugh, and that poor girl--"

"Sweetie, shh," Tom whispered, kissing his husband on his cheek.

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[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

Tom dropped a kiss on the tip of Dev's nose. "Wait right here, handsome, while I run the bath."

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

"Ah, the joy of being king," Dev said, stretching with a little squeak.

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"It's good to be the king, huh, Elvis?" Tom laughed from the bathroom.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

"Yup," Dev said, stretching again before sitting up. "I know I'm some long lost cousin of the royal family. They just haven't found me yet."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"Does that mean you're my princess?" Tom came back into the bedroom and pounced on his husband, tickling his ribs.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev shrieked, giggling as he wrapped himself around his husband. "Yes! Your pretty, pretty princess."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"Maybe I'll buy you a tiara." Tom laughed, hugging Dev close.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, I can wear it to work and be the envy of all the booksellers," Dev said, nuzzling Tom's neck.

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"Oh no you don't, no starting things back up until we get in the tub, mister." Tom pulled away grinning and stood, bowing from the waist and offering his arm. "Your bath awaits, your Highness."

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev laughed and took Tom's arm as he got off the bed. "You spoil me."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

Tom leaned in and kissed the Dev's temple. "I love spoiling you, sweetheart."

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

"I wish I could repay you in kind," Dev said, smiling at the kiss as they walked into the bathroom.

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"You already did, sweetheart. You married me." Tom answered, pulling Dev close.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev wrapped his arms around Tom's neck and kissed him softly. "Best decision of my life."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"Mine too, baby." Tom rested his forehead against Dev's.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev smiled and twirled his fingers in Tom's hair. "Everyone at work teases me because I constantly go on about my handsome husband," he said with a soft giggle.

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"You do?" Tom backed them up into the bathroom, arms still around Dev's waist.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

"I do," Dev said, nodding his head. "If I see something that reminds me of you or share something we talked about, I just go on and on." He grinned. "I think they're jealous that I landed you."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

Tom snorted. "Or bored with hearing how much we love each other?"

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev laughed. "Maybe. But I don't care. I'll never stop talking about you."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"I hope this doesn't mean I've tamed my wild child." Tom laughed.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev snorted. "What do you think?"

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"I think you will be a wild child when you are a shriveled little old man." He snickered.

[spazomatik.livejournal.com]

Dev giggled and kissed him. "You are so smart," he said. "Now, get me wet."

[nosaint-justme.livejournal.com]

"Oh baby, I love it when you talk dirty to me." Tom purred, picking Dev up and carrying him the rest of the way to the tub.