When one door closes...

[the_sexy_quinn]

...another one opens. Isn't that the saying? Or when God closes a door, somehow he opens a window. That's from the First Church of Maria Von Trapp, I think.

I think if one door closes, it's probably because you're standing in front of the wrong one wearing a trenchcoat with nothing on underneath and flashing the wrong homeowner.

But that only happened once.