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May. 9th, 2008
and so it begins
May. 9th, 2008 07:37 pmI just introduced myself over at a comm that looks mostly harmless. This is what I wrote:
I've just signed up for my Livejournal and I need to make some friends. My "real life" friends are kind of lame and all use MySpace. I refuse to feed that machine because I'm such a rebel (sarcasm) and the layouts over there give me a headache. Anyway, allow me to introduce myself and pimp for a few people to talk to because the internet is extremely boring when you do it alone.
My name is Dev Quinn, I'm 19, single, a college dropout, and way too honest for my own good. Dev's not short for anything. Please don't call me DQ or Dairy Queen - unless we're really good friends. I'm originally from Los Angeles, California, but have recently moved to Boston. I literally threw the names of some east coast cities into a hat and picked one out at random. I'm hiding from my family, i.e. trying to establish some independence and boundaries. I'm currently working as a high class escort and my johns include some local politicians and television personalities.
Kidding. I'm a clerk in a huge soulless chain bookstore and I sell mass market paperbacks to middle-aged women who think Danielle Steel is high art.
Okay, that's a little about me. Your turn.
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Lame, right? It's got that whole personal ad vibe that I was NOT going for. Whatever. It's done.
I've just signed up for my Livejournal and I need to make some friends. My "real life" friends are kind of lame and all use MySpace. I refuse to feed that machine because I'm such a rebel (sarcasm) and the layouts over there give me a headache. Anyway, allow me to introduce myself and pimp for a few people to talk to because the internet is extremely boring when you do it alone.
My name is Dev Quinn, I'm 19, single, a college dropout, and way too honest for my own good. Dev's not short for anything. Please don't call me DQ or Dairy Queen - unless we're really good friends. I'm originally from Los Angeles, California, but have recently moved to Boston. I literally threw the names of some east coast cities into a hat and picked one out at random. I'm hiding from my family, i.e. trying to establish some independence and boundaries. I'm currently working as a high class escort and my johns include some local politicians and television personalities.
Kidding. I'm a clerk in a huge soulless chain bookstore and I sell mass market paperbacks to middle-aged women who think Danielle Steel is high art.
Okay, that's a little about me. Your turn.
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Lame, right? It's got that whole personal ad vibe that I was NOT going for. Whatever. It's done.
I hate how Livejournal tells you "You've only made [X number of] friends!" Like that's supposed to mean something. I seriously doubt that someone with over 600 people on their friends list really knows them all.
Damn it. I want 600 people on my friends list.
Damn it. I want 600 people on my friends list.