Photo - Thermometer
Jul. 20th, 2011 01:10 pmDev's roommate walks into the kitchen and stops short when he sees the other man standing there naked. "Um, Dev? Where are your clothes?"
Dev points to the pile of his discarded garments on the kitchen floor.
"Why aren't you wearing them?"
"Because it's over a hundred freaking degrees outside and I'm dying of heatstroke. I've been running errands all day and now I need to cool off."
"Turn on the air conditioner."
"I did."
"Take a cold shower."
"I will in a minute. Carry on."
"I can't. It's my turn to fix dinner and your head's in the freezer."
Dev points to the pile of his discarded garments on the kitchen floor.
"Why aren't you wearing them?"
"Because it's over a hundred freaking degrees outside and I'm dying of heatstroke. I've been running errands all day and now I need to cool off."
"Turn on the air conditioner."
"I did."
"Take a cold shower."
"I will in a minute. Carry on."
"I can't. It's my turn to fix dinner and your head's in the freezer."