Freestyling - "Our employees recommend these titles!"

[the_sexy_quinn]

[ooc: Dev works as a bookseller in a chain bookstore.]

Because the managers make us fill out these stupid cards every month (as if customers really care what a bunch of underpaid pseudo intellectual burnouts think about new releases), I am forced to write a blurb of suitable length and enthusiasm on the card you're currently reading.

It is my opinion that Madonna has surpassed the previous genius of her last children's book by giving us this masterpiece of kid lit. I laughed, I cried, it changed my life. No, really, I'm getting choked up thinking about it. I don't even like children and yet now I find myself wanting to knock up some willing female just so I can read this story to the product of our union.

You MUST buy this book!!!! Or not. I still get paid either way.